Thursday, May 20, 2004

Supreme!

Tips to Stay Alive When You Are in the 'Brink of Death':

1. Shrug the idea off that you ARE gonna 'die'. That's just the way it is.
2. Diversion! Feed that 'puskal' (pusang kalye) you always see on the sidewalk when you go to work.
3. Keep it cool. Feel beautiful still. Nothing beats a cool and composed aura.
4. Repeat this three times: 'I am a Supreme Human Being. I can get away with this.'
5. Pray. Have faith. (Proven to be the most effective)

and you won't die anymore.

Trust me.

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