Jopis

**There's scarcity of chairs here. You're dead if you came in late. You'd have to sit on this monobloc stool. In my tardy jopismate's words, "Para kang nakikipag-inuman sa kanto nito ah."

**Smoking area is at the ladies' room outside the jopis. There are chairs there, and well, cubicles and sink and mirror.

**To get an outside line, you'd have to try ten thousand times. Dial 9.. Dial 9.. 9.. 9.. 9.. Oh F*ck!

**Jopismates are mostly guys, guys, guys... married and attached and engaged and dating.. even The Guy. GEDEMET.

**On Saturdays, jopismates are cool and composed. But on weekdays, uh-oh, they're sooo buzzzyyy...

**When it's my turn to fingerscan, dang!, it always fails! Am an alien..